Now That’s What I Call Music – Revisiting Volume 3

Whether we’re at home, grinding through work, hitting the pavement, or stuck in traffic, music is always within arm’s reach, and it’s never been easier to access. Our phones aren’t just communication devices anymore; they’re our personal jukeboxes. With streaming services in our pockets and playlists tailored to every mood, we’ve practically turned convenience into an art form. So it’s wild to think there was a time when compilation albums ruled our shelves and radio airwaves. One of the biggest players in that era? NOW That’s What I Call Music!. I revisited Volume 1 in 2023, followed by Volume 2 in 2024.

Now it’s time for a deep dive into NOW 3.

Regardless of your generation, we all attach a certain romanticism to nostalgia. Released December 7th, 1999, Now 3 doesn’t hit you like a lovingly warped VHS tape or scratched copy of The Matrix might. Instead, it’s a plastic Happy Meal toy found under a car seat: tacky, overproduced, and mass-distributed. But it has just enough accidental poignancy to linger in the back of your brain like a dusty melody from a dream you’re not proud of. Buried under the hyper-glossed sheen of major label marketing is a reluctant snapshot of cultural confusion on the cusp of a new century. 

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As the ’90s faded into the rearview, we charged toward the future that pop culture promised us. One of genreless music, infinite knowledge, and boundless optimism. We were wide-eyed, inspired, and, in hindsight, hilariously naive. But before the bubble burst, there was a moment, a glittering, awkward, hopeful moment when we really thought we had it all figured out.

Let’s rewind and revisit the soundtrack to that leap of faith: the time capsule known as NOW 3.


Smash Mouth – “All Star”

Before “All Star” became the national anthem for Shrek memes, it was already tailor-made for mainstream radio. It’s the musical equivalent of someone going in for a handshake and pulling the old “Psych!” move where their hand slicks their hair back, smirking the whole time. Also, while on the subject, this song was used as a promo for Mystery Men an entire year before it was hijacked by Shrek.

On paper, “All Star” has all the right ingredients for a perfect pop hit: catchy hooks, idiot-proof chord progressions, and enough sunshine to blind the Brady Bunch. But the real problem? The song knows it’s lame and loves it. Smash Mouth isn’t trying to be cool. The band is rolling around in their own cornball energy like pigs in glitter. And worse, they want you to join them. It’s everything “Smells Like Teen Spirit” rebelled against, repackaged as a grinning middle finger. It’s gross, and I hate it.

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Lenny Kravitz – “American Woman”

When I think “American Woman,” I think Guess Who. And no, that’s not a question, that’s the answer. Then along comes Lenny Kravitz in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (Another Mike Myers movie already? We’re only on track 2!), stripping all the teeth out of a fiery anti-war anthem. Sure, Lenny’s got enough swagger and rizz to melt a lava lamp, but he kinda misses the point, yeah? A crunchy guitar riff is cool and all, but that’s not what made “American Woman” a hit in the first place. This Fly Away-ification of a classic turns it into a limp, boring vibe check. At least he looks cool while doing it, I guess?

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Blink-182 – “What’s My Age Again?”

Summer is supposed to be about freedom and reckless abandon! Cruising around, cracking jokes with your friends, pretending real life doesn’t exist. But when you’re not a teenager anymore, “What’s My Age Again?” sounds more like a cry for help.

Blink-182 dresses it up with fart jokes and power chords, but underneath, it’s unintentionally about existential dread. The guy in the song isn’t some lovable slacker; he’s a running joke to everyone around him, stuck in a permanent state of arrested development. His friends think he’s a burden, his relationships are collapsing, and he’s too immature to even notice.

If you connect the dots between this song and “Adam’s Song,” you start to realize: This isn’t punk-pop rebellion. It’s a slow, painful unraveling. I mean, it’s par for the course. Pop-punk is kinda the official music of man-babies who are perpetually stuck at 15. fart boobies fart belch honk-honk

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Enrique Iglesias – “Bailamos”

If the early ’90s were all about snarling angst and grunge-flavored gloom, the back half of the decade got drunk on the so-called “Latin Explosion.” Suddenly, every pop song had to be marinated in salsa beats and flamenco guitars. It’s like the record execs had discovered “spicy” as a marketing demographic.

This particular song was everywhere, and for the longest time, I just assumed it was Ricky Martin. Turns out it wasn’t. I’m not sure if that says more about inadvertent racism or the publicists knocking it out of the park. The Latin flair here feels less like a cheap costume and more like someone who actually knows what they’re doing. Calling it a good song might be a stretch, but at least it’s not as offensively hollow as the usual summer blockbuster song filler. Oh wait… This was from Wild Wild West? Well, at least it isn’t another Mike Myers movie.

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Britney Spears – “Sometimes”

Everyone remembers Britney in her “Baby One More Time” schoolgirl getup. Well, the pedos do anyway. But Sometimes is what really locked her in as the queen of 1999, as it kept her from vanishing into one-hit-wonder oblivion. On its own, though, “Sometimes” is the worst kind of late-’90s pop landfill.

It’s a soulless swirl of bargain-bin boom boom SHACK beats, inane Lisa Frank diary lyrics, and the millionth beachside music video. There’s absolutely nothing memorable about this song. No edge, no identity, just flavorless teen-pop mush that’s nauseating beyond comprehension. It looks like Christina Aguilera, sounds like Mandy Moore, and has aged about as well as a gallon of milk left on a sunny dashboard.

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Backstreet Boys – “All I Have To Give”

Oh great, a boy band ballad! Clearly, the world was starving for more. I hate to punch down, but even for diehard fans, this had to feel like warmed-over leftovers. Beyond the jawlines and pumpkin pie haircuts, what is this song even about? The lyrics are basically some dude whining that his crush’s boyfriend doesn’t appreciate her enough, so he’s swooping in with a handful of weak compliments to rebound. Cute, except there’s five guys singing it. Five. Are they all trying to charm the same poor girl at once? Maybe back off a little, fellas. Let the lady breathe before you form a barbershop quartet around her tears.

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K-Ci & JoJo – “Tell Me It’s Real”

I might’ve clowned on K-Ci & JoJo in a past Now recap, but I stand by it. They’re not bad; they’re just aggressively boring. “Tell Me It’s Real” is yet another weepy ballad about love gone sideways, and like most of these slow jams, it’s either about a guy begging forgiveness or whining about getting played. Hard to tell which here, because the endless oversinging turns the whole thing into a sweaty vocal marathon. Credit where it’s due: They care, but they just don’t know when to dial it back. Meanwhile, the actual melody is basically a knockoff of Mariah Carey’s “Always Be My Baby,” but without the sparkle, hooks, or her voice. You know what? Go listen to that instead.

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Fatboy Slim – “The Rockafeller Skank”

Much like “Praise You” off Now 2, Fatboy Slim’s “Rockafeller Skank” is stitched together entirely from samples dug out of your weird uncle’s crusty vinyl collection. For the nerds keeping score, the main lift is “Sliced Tomatoes” by Just Brothers. But where “Praise You” felt like a scrappy, joyful pop miracle, “Rockafeller Skank” is pandemonium.

It’s a caffeinated blender of surf rock, ’80s house, and whatever other sounds Norman Cook could smoosh together. Then there’s that hook, pounding into your skull like a hypno-ray trying to convince you to buy a monster truck. It’s obnoxious as hell, but it’s also undeniably infectious. Whether that’s a blessing or a curse is entirely up to your pain tolerance. I like the song, but I can totally see how it would have someone else pulling their hair out. 

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Limp Bizkit – “Nookie”

And here it is: the molten trashfire where Nirvana’s brooding angst, Rage Against The Machine’s vitriolic fury, and Helmet’s knuckle-dragging all crashed into each other. Duct-taped together by the wit and wisdom of Beavis & Butthead comes the final boss of 1990s butt-rock stupidity: Limp Bizkit. While they didn’t invent rap-metal, they sure as hell turned it into a starter pack for every future bar fight, Reddit mod, and self-proclaimed “alpha male” in your hometown. “Nookie” was their greasy, cargo-shorted theme song.

As insufferable as it sounds, the secret sauce behind this track is its horrifying relatability. Deep down, it’s the heartbreak anthem for anyone who’s ever ugly-cried over a toxic ex. It’s basically a Hank Williams song gutted, sprayed with Axe body spray, and left to stumble around the mall food court screaming that timeless truth: A man cannot, in fact, live on nookie alone.

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Garbage – “Special”

Part Hollies, part Beach Boys, and pure brilliance. Sure, the industrial-meets-power-pop production on “Special” might sound a little outdated now, but honestly, there’s not a single thing to knock. By Version 2.0, Garbage had hit their stride, firing off banger after banger with ruthless precision. Seeing Garbage share real estate with 98 Degrees and Britney Spears on NOW 3 feels weird, but a hit’s a hit! I’m not sure there could even be a universe where this song wouldn’t be a hit. 

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R.Kelly – “If I Could Turn Back The Hands of Time”

I’m not giving this artist any attention.

Ideal – “Get Gone”

By the time this compilation came out, I had pretty much broken up with mainstream pop radio. We were growing in different directions. Still, I wasn’t living under a rock. I knew what was charting. But “Get Gone” by Ideal? Never heard of it. Listening now for the first time, and… well, the guys can sing, I’ll give them that. But the song is like musical melatonin. Yet another smooth R&B slow jam about a guy getting burned by a no-good woman. Heard it a hundred times and 99 times better. Same story, different falsetto. Lather. Rinse. Eye roll.

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Chante Moore – “Chante’s Got a Man”

On the surface, “Chante’s Got a Man” sounds like your standard Toni Braxton-lite ballad. It’s slow, sultry, and all about how much she adores her man. And hey, props to her. Love is beautiful. But dig into the lyrics, and things take a wild turn.

Between gushing about her amazing guy and rushing home to make him dinner (because patriarchy, I guess?), she casually drops that your man is out here cheating on you. And oh yeah, he’s beating on you, too. Um, what?! Is this a love song or a very awkward therapy session? Some poor soul is clearly crying out for help, and Chante’s response is basically, “Wow, that sucks, girl. Anyway, my man is perfect, and I’m gonna head out so I can make this Shepherd’s pie for him.” Chante may have a man, but empathy? Not so much.

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Blessid Union of Souls – “Hey Leonardo (She Likes Me for Me)”

One of the great forgotten quirks of ‘90s radio was the constant guessing game: “Wait… is this a Christian band?” Sometimes it was the squeaky-clean vibes, vaguely faith-adjacent lyrics, and sometimes, like with Blessid Union of Souls, it was just being overtly lame. “Hey Leonardo,” drops names like DiCaprio, Cindy Crawford, Robert Redford, and even takes a random jab at The Cable Guy, but not a single shoutout to the Big Guy Upstairs.

And yet, the whole thing reeks of smarmy Teen Bible Camp energy. I’m all about the freedom to praise and worship who you want, but man, why does the music always have to suck so hard? And why try to trick the audience into thinking it’s not religious? In a decade where most guitar-wielding bands were busy singing about existential dread and slow, agonizing deaths, here comes this guy chirping about how his girl (and probably Jesus) loves him just the way he is. Suspicious. Very suspicious.

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Oleander – “Why I’m Here”

The easy dunk here is that this sounds like a straight-up Nirvana knockoff, and yeah, that’s fair. More specifically, a dreadful mash-up of “Dumb” and “Heart Shaped Box”. But here’s the real question: Why did Oleander get roasted for it when Bush was already doing grunge cosplay years earlier, and Puddle of Mudd got their 15 seconds of fame a few years later without half the backlash?

Don’t get me wrong, “Why I’m Here” is about as exciting as a lukewarm bowl of oatmeal, but still, how did this song become a hit in the late ’90s? If it had dropped in 1992, sure, it makes sense. Derivative but on-brand for the time. But 1999? Come on, we were deep into boy bands and butt-rock. How did this little band sneak into Creed and Fuel’s lunch table without anyone noticing they didn’t bring anything new to the buffet?

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Case – “Happily Ever After”

For all the shade I threw at Ideal and K-Ci & JoJo earlier, you might be shocked to hear this, but I love R&B. Like, genuinely. Call me a sentimental millennial, but they really don’t make ’em like “Happily Ever After” anymore. While I don’t remember hearing this song in 1999, it’s still solid on its own.

No, it’s not the greatest song ever written, but it’s easily one of the few tracks on this compilation I’d actually choose to listen to on purpose. That bass line? Smooth as butter on a warm biscuit. Case’s voice? Silky and effortless. And hey, there’s baby Beyoncé in the video, just casually being iconic before world domination. This track is certified gold in my book. Whatever happened to Case anyway?

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98 Degrees – “The Hardest Thing”

Summer of ’99 was peak boy band mania, and every girl in America had to pick a side: Team Backstreet Boys or Team *NSYNC. Lines were drawn, posters were hung, TRL votes were cast. But where did that leave 98 Degree, the beige of boy bands? Who were their fans? Were they the tie-breaker vote? Or did someone out there genuinely think they were the best?

Because aside from the leader looking like a Corey Haim action figure, there’s nothing remotely memorable about them. I’m not even sure I’ve heard this song before writing this article. I looked up the lyrics and, plot twist, it’s about the guy cheating on his girlfriend. Real heartthrob material, ladies. So yeah… cool story, 98 Degrees.

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Fastball – “Out of My Head”

Even though “The Way” blasted on the radio so often it felt like it came bundled with every car stereo, Fastball wasn’t technically a one-hit wonder. They had several hits, actually. Case in point: “Out of My Head” was the 88th best-performing song in the U.S. in 1999. That feels about right. It sounds exactly like the 88th best song of the year. Not bad, not great, just vibing in the middle like a light jacket.

I don’t love it, but I don’t aggressively hate it. It’s got that whole Lennon-McCartney, third-single-off-the-album energy. The lyrics are just sappy enough to tug at something without getting clingy, and it basically sounds like floppy hair and sideburns whispering an apology. Nothing wrong with that. Kinda charming actually.

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Unlike the first two volumes of this series, NOW 3 doesn’t stir much personal nostalgia.

When it was released in December 1999, I was 17 and well past what TRL was putting down. Too jaded for bubblegum hooks and too self-serious for boy bands. Listening to it now in 2025, it feels surprisingly similar to how I felt back then: detached. A few tracks hold up, but none of them resonate as milestones in my personal soundtrack.

In June 2026, NOW 3 is oddly compelling. Not because of what it meant at the time, but because of what it unintentionally captured. This album now serves as a time capsule from a culture on the edge: analog giving way to digital, sincerity crashing into irony, the ephemeral brushing up against the unforgettable. It didn’t try to be profound, which is exactly why it kind of is profound in retrospect. Its power lies in accidental symbolism.

NOW 3 stands as proof that the music of our youth is rarely just background noise.

Whether you hear it as a relic, a warning, or just a glossy pop fossil, this album embarrasses us and also reveals us. Even if this wasn’t your summer, the sound of 1999 didn’t just accompany our frosted tips and butterfly clips; it was the moment. The main character was loud, chaotic, sparkly, and just earnest enough to believe that it mattered. And oh boy, were we ever wrong.


If you enjoyed my closer look at NOW 3, please check out my essays on NOW 1 and NOW 2 here!