Five Feet Under | Featuring Branson Reese

Five Feet Under with Kendon Luscher is a podcast, which is pretty darn cool. What’s the nature of the podcast? I am glad you asked. I ask an artist, writer, musician, comedian and/or God-type five questions. That person answers the questions, and that’s the podcast. It’s short and fun and almost nobody gets hurt in the process.

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Today’s guest is Branson Reese, who writes, makes comics and is the dungeon master of the uncommonly hilarious Dungeons and Dragons podcast “Rude Tales of Magic“.

On today’s episode, I ask the following questions:

  1. What’s the best emo/emo-skewing pop-punk albums for the worst day of your life, the best day of your life and the most average day of your life?
  2. There’s been a scientific breakthrough! You can put your dog’s personality into any animal (and for the sake of this hypothetical, claws, teeth, etc will be filed down to the point where they couldn’t accidentally hurt you). What animal do you infuse with your dog’s personality, and why would this be the raddest choice?
  3. Marvel, DC and Image Comics all come to you, hoping you’ll take over the writing/illustrating of one of their superhero series. They’re all offering you a ton of money, and you get to pick the entire direction without any interference. What superhero comic series do you take over? Give me the elevator pitch for the direction and style of this run.
  4. A telephone rings from the kitchen. You follow the sound and find a phone that hadn’t been there before, but you pick it up because curiosity overtakes you. As soon as you say, “Hello?” a wormhole sucks you into a parallel universe that is nearly identical to your universe — there’s even another you there, living your exact same life. The wormhole dropped you right outside your residence with no shoes, phone, jacket or wallet, and on the other side of kitchen window, Other Branson fixes a sandwich.You know for a fact that you cannot go back to your own world because a scientist walks up to you and says, “Hey Branson. Cool device, huh? It’ll take me 70 years to make another so you can go back home. I hope you can hold tight until then.”

    You have 70 years to waste in this parallel universe. What’s your plan to survive? And what sandwich was Other Branson probably making?

  5. Swan Boy just joined your D&D group. What is his character’s class, name, character alignment and general approach to the game? How fun or unfun would he be to play with in your party?