Like Spinning Tops Kendon Luscher·July 8, 2019For tops enthusiasts, Inception was the best hope for mainstream popularity. So what went wrong?BackpageJokeMovies·6 mins read
Nosedive | Part 1: Is Suicide Punk? | Chapter 6 Kendon Luscher·July 3, 2019Chapter 6 of the novel Nosedive by Kendon Luscher. Here, our hero discusses whether marriage, being a parent and/or having a job are punk or unpunk. FeaturedNovelPremiere·5 mins read
Play It Again: June 2019 Edition | Smog and Bill Callahan Kendon Luscher·June 28, 2019It’s interesting listening to Bill Callahan after listening to the Smog playlist because many of the songs call back to similar lyrics or phrases.FeaturedNew JamsPlaylist·2 mins read
I Know I’m Exactly Like Bran, But Please Do Not Vote For Me In The 2020 Presidential Election: I Do Not Want To Be President Kendon Luscher·June 27, 2019I Do Not Want To Be President. I like threesomes with twins. Is that a crime? Do not vote for me in the 2020 Presidential Election.BackpageJoke·5 mins read
Inadvertently Ending the Universe: A Surprisingly Mixed Bag Kendon Luscher·June 24, 2019The excitement of time travel only proved to dampen the sensations associated with the end of the universe. I do not recommend it.BackpageJoke·4 mins read
Nosedive | Part 1: Is Suicide Punk? | Chapter 5 Kendon Luscher·June 19, 2019Chapter 5 of the novel premier of Nosedive by Kendon Luscher. Nosedive is a book about sex, punk, capitalism, homelessness, and getting a job... Enjoy!FeaturedNovelPremiere·7 mins read
The Game Missing from E3 Kendon Luscher·June 13, 2019Fuck E3. I wasn’t planning on coming in this hot, but seriously, fuck E3. Every year, I hope to see an announcement for one game, The Game.BackpageGame ReviewJoke·8 mins read
On The Other Hand Kendon Luscher·June 10, 2019A story of pirate porn, divorce, betrayal, self-mutilation, the Special Olympics, penis removal, lies, deceit, and sports.BackpageJokeSports·8 mins read
Nosedive | Part 1: Is Suicide Punk? | Chapter 4 Kendon Luscher·June 5, 2019Chapter 4 of the novel premier of Nosedive by Kendon Luscher. Nosedive is a book about being punk, vomit, sex, and ex-wives... We think... Enjoy!FeaturedNovelPremiere·8 mins read
I Should Be the Next James Bond in the Next James Bond Movie Kendon Luscher·June 3, 2019With all the speculation regarding who will be the next actor to play James Bond, few outlets have focused on who should be the next James Bond.BackpageJoke·6 mins read