Hi, This Is The Home Security Solution You Never Knew You Needed
Human Bag of Gore Security – we’ve got you covered! Hi, let me tell you how my product works. Don't let murder man chop you up in your house with his ax.
Joke
The Game Missing from E3
Fuck E3. I wasn’t planning on coming in this hot, but seriously, fuck E3. Every year, I hope to see an announcement for one game, The Game.
On The Other Hand
A story of pirate porn, divorce, betrayal, self-mutilation, the Special Olympics, penis removal, lies, deceit, and sports.
I Should Be the Next James Bond in the Next James Bond Movie
With all the speculation regarding who will be the next actor to play James Bond, few outlets have focused on who should be the next James Bond.
Beelieve This: The Truth About Bees
If you do some research and still hate bees, well, at least I tried. I just want everyone else to say they tried, too. Stop being assholes, people. Okay?
The NBA Must Rig The Draft Lottery To Prove The Draft Lottery Isn’t Rigged: A NBA Draft Lottery Preview About Rigging The NBA Draft Lottery
My goal is to help the NBA convince conspiracy theorists that the lottery isn’t rigged. Andthe only one way they can do that. The NBA must rig the draft.
Eminem: Kamikaze | Over 2000 words you didn’t know you needed to read
Overthink, underthink—after listening to Eminem's surprise album, Kamikaze, I’m left wondering if he should have even thought at all.
Ghost Brothers of Darkland County : John Cougar-Mellencamp, Stephen King, MTV, Kris Kristofferson, The Wizard of Oz, and Neko Case??
What does John Mellencamp, Stephen King, a shitty Netflix musical, Neko Case, Kris Kristofferson, Axl Rose, Def Leopard, MTV and the Wizard of Oz have in common? I literally have no idea, but here is a review of Ghost Brothers of Darkland County.
Video Interview with Kid Rock | Twisted Hell Ride Riddled With Mad Cow Disease
When Brandon interviewed Kid Rock he thought it was going to be a moment of cigars, bourbon, and discussing Sweet Southern Sugar. But! It! Wasn't....!
Jesu / Sun Kil Moon: 30 Seconds to The Decline of Planet Earth | The Artist Hates His Life
Kevin hates his life so he decided to write some Kozelek fan fiction and to the new Sun Kil Moon / Jesu album 30 Seconds to The Decline of Planet Earth