They take every part of you, and life becomes only about them. This sounds bad. It isn’t. It’s a good thing. Life contracts a little bit, taking free time away so only the parts that matter remain. My children became those only parts that mattered.
Let’s let climate change do its thing. The sooner, the better. Beneath my house is a series of tunnels and chambers rivaling the capacity of any major city in the world. If that sounds rad, that’s because it is.
Astronauts never went to the moon, but NASA didn't fake the moon landing on Earth either. The dumb author of this article explains what really happened but also lets loose a very embarrassing secret about himself.
In a shocking turn of events, I have been poisoned. My body is teeming with large quantities of psilocybin and cathinone, which are schedule 1 drugs known for their psychedelic effects.