I’m A Member At The Cleveland Metroparks Zoo, And I’m Going To Date Your Girlfriend
"Have fun sleeping at night knowing I’m a member and you’re fucking not."
Kendon Luscher
Nosedive | Part 1: Is Suicide Punk? | Chapter 6
Chapter 6 of the novel Nosedive by Kendon Luscher. Here, our hero discusses whether marriage, being a parent and/or having a job are punk or unpunk.
Play It Again: June 2019 Edition | Smog and Bill Callahan
It’s interesting listening to Bill Callahan after listening to the Smog playlist because many of the songs call back to similar lyrics or phrases.
I Know I’m Exactly Like Bran, But Please Do Not Vote For Me In The 2020 Presidential Election: I Do Not Want To Be President
I Do Not Want To Be President. I like threesomes with twins. Is that a crime? Do not vote for me in the 2020 Presidential Election.
Inadvertently Ending the Universe: A Surprisingly Mixed Bag
The excitement of time travel only proved to dampen the sensations associated with the end of the universe. I do not recommend it.
Hi, This Is The Home Security Solution You Never Knew You Needed
Human Bag of Gore Security – we’ve got you covered! Hi, let me tell you how my product works. Don't let murder man chop you up in your house with his ax.
Nosedive | Part 1: Is Suicide Punk? | Chapter 5
Chapter 5 of the novel premier of Nosedive by Kendon Luscher. Nosedive is a book about sex, punk, capitalism, homelessness, and getting a job... Enjoy!
The Game Missing from E3
Fuck E3. I wasn’t planning on coming in this hot, but seriously, fuck E3. Every year, I hope to see an announcement for one game, The Game.
On The Other Hand
A story of pirate porn, divorce, betrayal, self-mutilation, the Special Olympics, penis removal, lies, deceit, and sports.
Nosedive | Part 1: Is Suicide Punk? | Chapter 4
Chapter 4 of the novel premier of Nosedive by Kendon Luscher. Nosedive is a book about being punk, vomit, sex, and ex-wives... We think... Enjoy!